Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.
lady_n 0
umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah
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Comments (59)
Lounia_fml 8
You're seriously going out with some random dude? Definitely FYL... For being so desperate.
brittbrittT 0
D. E. S. P. E. R. A. T. E. anyone else agree with me?
Oriina 0
Stranger Danger! Dammit didn't you ever pay attention in school?
snowboarda96 0
desperate much?
triscuit 0
Why are people so desperate? Honestly, wouldn't you rather wait to date someone you know and actually like????
sublime87 0
"this was the first time I'd been asked out in months" What, you can't be single for a couple months? FYL that it was a homeless guy, but come on, some people never get asked out, so your "couple months" situation should NOT have made you THAT desperate. YDI.
hawkloverr 0
I'm personally really hot for homeless guys. I have to resist the urge to hit on them all the time, because I know they are bad action...last time I dated a homeless guy it turned out pretty badly :(
mustangsami118 5
shouldnt you be able to tell when somebody is homeless?
headbanger_fml 0
Yeah, it sucks for you, but I'm sorry.....I'm rollin here!
C_Renae_F 0
YDI for being so desperate. Is it that hard to say no to someone you don't actually like?