Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
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Top comments
DeuceDeuce 16
Polyjuice potion?
baxeh 29
Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?
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Comments (87)
gerbilsinlove 5
If you see another you walking down the street, be careful; he could of grown another you
SnowKitten 14
Collecting evidence for somehing?
kramona 17
DNA testing is my theory on this situation. :)
Mindset 11
Well you'll be getting a clone
vader557 16
He's probably going to clone you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did someone say, Polyjuice Potion? Oh wait, I guess a few people did.
konstantinos616 17
Harry Potter references abound
ostfaiz 18
what a hairy situation, why didn't u chase him to avaoid this FML ;)
cjwayy 22
"I'm not saying she's a stalker or anything, but she saved this kleenex you used, and she said she's gonna do some weird African voodoo on it to make you like her."
ostfaiz 18
*HE!
LezBeHappy 0
She meant she. It's a Mean Girls reference. Love that movie!! =D
mkayden 23
Uh oh he's gonna clone you