Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Top comments
RubeusSwagrid 11
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you have one less. I feel the pain, being tall isn't always good :/
Magnoxidans 19
Guess that's something you're not a FAN of doing
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Comments (42)
vbguy16 4
Stretching usually feels FANtastic!
MisterEx 28
Darn it #32! Where are you?! We need that scaptle!
Squallleon 12
Not anymore it can't.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
I've done that quite a few times. It's never painful, but always a surprise.
Allornone 35
did you bring the scalpel?
moniculkin 19
Too late, #32 took too long. I just lost my hand.
zaidthunder1 27
This happened to my brother. He was going in full power with his new dumbbell set under the fan and you know the rest.
samlovesham1234 9
Ouch! I hope you didn't break your finger, especially if the fan was on a high speed.
Cauldroup 13
Why is this in "Love"?
Dictionaryspeaks 18
Omg this would suck not only does it hurt but it ruins a perfectly good stretch!?!!
xMaeLA 24
Would you rather have numb fingers, or no fingers? Either way. Sorry OP.
ouijacorn 9
Tall people problems, eh?