Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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RubeusSwagrid 11
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you have one less. I feel the pain, being tall isn't always good :/
Magnoxidans 19
Guess that's something you're not a FAN of doing
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Gizzo_fml 2
I'm just gonna say your a panzy. I use to do that as a kid every day for fun... it doesn't hurt...