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By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

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By BulldogHoops - 12/11/2012 05:12 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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Emmamazing 26

Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

booze_n_bitches 37

Friday 6 March 2015 11:35

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

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sweatynate 13

Friday 6 March 2015 20:02

That was the biggest plot twist since Sixth Sense.

Karmca 8

Friday 6 March 2015 21:22

I feel bad for you son he has 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

Goochlet 13

Friday 6 March 2015 21:26

Tv show: my new dad is a homeless man!

mucska 12

Friday 6 March 2015 22:16

Are you absolutely sure he was homeless? Never judge a book by its cover.

ljrdz 7

Friday 6 March 2015 22:24

be happy...its your new dad :)

speakfreely 21

Friday 6 March 2015 23:04

Omg that's both awkward and weird

eddyinfinity 21

Friday 6 March 2015 23:24

"Now your nightmare comes to life." - Avenged Sevenfold

Culito97 10

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:03

So you were riding your bike.. How does your mom come into picture?

bobsanction 18

Saturday 7 March 2015 4:13

If he makes her happy, who gives a ****? At least you know your mother isn't a golddigger.

justanotherfmll 4

Saturday 7 March 2015 6:54

Good thing you didn't give him the money..

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