Work: Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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By Gus - 13/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I called out of work, making an elaborate claim my wife was sick, and that I HAD to stay home to take care of her, because I have never played hooky from work before. That afternoon, at a minor league hockey game as I'm buying a hotdog with my wife, my boss from behind me asked, "How's the fam?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 1 October 2010 16:05

Noo, he obviously picked up the phone and pretended to be speaking to his wife... heck he probably made up the wife thing to because he was embarrassed. Cause you know, everyone must think you are as good looking as you obviously do. :-P

tpea 1

Friday 1 October 2010 16:02

This seems to happen to me a lot. :$

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FmLBish 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:22

i was working at walgreens and this boy came up to me and asked do we sell toilet paper.I said sure we have it i pink, white, blue, brown, and green. He said give me White, I'll color it myself fml...

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 1 October 2010 22:22

A) This sounds like a lame hand-me-down joke. B) Learn to submit your own FMLs properly, please.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 1 October 2010 23:11

Cool story, bro.

CommentGuy44 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:45

You should have played it off like you meant to say it, it would have been funny for you and embarrassing for him. Nothing wrong with having a little sense of humor! I do this to people all the time when they are talking on the phone loud enough for me to hear.

mrmaks18 7

Friday 1 October 2010 18:45

hey what a coincidence gorgeous guess what I'm off tomorrow aswell why don't you drop by?

friday170 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:48

lmao!!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 1 October 2010 18:52

Dude, it's an easy mistake. Relax, and laugh it off.

gordongekko_fml 1

Saturday 2 October 2010 2:27

yea where I work this would be considered hilarious , not emarrassing

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 1 October 2010 19:11

Old saying: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. New saying: Any sufficiently advanced technology makes it hard to tell the crazies from the normal people. I hate it when you cant distinguish between the crazy people talking to voices in their head and the people talking on their phones....