By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
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Beaker318 11

Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

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Murilirum 23

That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Probably borrows money or gets his son to buy it.

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cutelilscrafty 8

As long as you're paying taxes on your job, and it's feeding you and paying your bills, and paying for any animals (if you have pets), it's a real job.

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OMG_132 9

Wow. At least he isn't your mother as my next statement would offend those who cherish their mother as do I. **** your dad!!

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AverageJoey 18

I hope your kiosk sells scissors so you can give him some and tell him to cut it out.

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Thorzix 23

Rofl laughed way more than I should have

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worldclassrager 39

And you at least have a job...in any way shape or form it does what it is supposed to do

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ezrajab 22

Damn that sucks sorry op. Maybe when he can have a intelligent conversation you should have a talk with him. I realize it may be hard but I hope it works out for the best. Good luck!

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makaramiracles 18

I know he's your dad-- but damn, if you're of legal age, you deserve your own place. Wish you luck OP.

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