Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, in a bustling store, a woman waved at me. I didn’t recognize her but waved back enthusiastically and approached her. She frowned and said, “I was waving at my daughter.” Her daughter was behind me. A store clerk saw the whole thing and said, “Happens a lot to lonely people.” FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
You should've told her you were santa and that because she hurt your feelings, she's going on the naughty list next year.
IBelongToJeebus 0
Bitch went there.
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Comments (122)
Okayitwasme 0
Ya, it appears you need to get to the gym.
Fragmonto 5
No one really cares about kids' reaction. They say and do bad and mean things, but no one should ever care because they're 'kids' in the first place.
kayvan 8
Time to hit the Gym, dude. Look at it as a wakeup call.
hateevryone 15
that's so mean. that is why i don't like kids, i swear.
Enslaved 38
Beer gut baby? Rub it proudly.
phantumgrey 6
She was nice to let you know of your weight problem. Now lose weight fatty McFatFat
likasumboooodi 0
follow her home and when she's asleep stare at her through the window, wave, and whisper "guess what?? I'm a pregnant man."
sassypenguinxox 15
Lol kids say the darndest things
Grace63 1
I know right gurll
angrydinosaur 4
This is when I think it is appropriate to hit little children.
keshaforever1 14
Okay,wtf?So a stranger hits a child just because the kid didn't know men can't be pregnant and asked its mom if he was pregnant?That's ****** up! Or if you meant the mom to hit the kid,what if the little girl didn't know only women can be pregnant?That's terrible,TERRIBLE parenting.Do the world a favor and never reproduce.
skvisa93 3
Same thing happened to my dad at the bus a couple of years ago.