Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
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Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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aupilot 0
There is usually a process by which you can contest the ticket. You MIGHT be able to get out of it since it was an emergency.
kiko1544463 0
wow at least u did the right thing
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Comments (192)
kennington 0
at least you saved a life honey
seb12992 0
# 125 is a ****. If you givin a parking ticket, the first thing you'd do is go bitch to your mommy about it.
iFRUiTTART 0
WTF is this , the officer gives a parking ticket and walks right PAST the freaking accident ?
XanimalloverX 0
Fight it we fought an uneccesary $500 ticket and we won
cmac86 24
hope those cops enjoyed their doughnut while writing that ticket.
Jmerridew124 5
God, I can't stand people who **** over Samaritans.
abcnonamecba 0
!!!GET OVER IT!!!
Mirs_fml 1
i made an actual account here just to tell you how sweet you are for what you did for that poor lady. and to correct a previous comment no good deed goes unnoticed. karma will set up something nice for you in the future. i am sorry about the ticket though. but im sure that woman will be telling everyone she knows about you ^^
anthony2113 0
go to the city hall and explain. 9 times out of 10 they will not charge you in that kind of situation
weavermycutecat 0
good karma will come to you soon.