More like **** your fat. Time to go on a diet?

**** gravity? dont blame your weight issues on an elemental force

hahaha that suckssssss

its gravitys falt?? what if ur just fat? im guessing u always have 2 blame somebody else :-/

Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.

HAHAHAHHAAHH true that, #4! Fat people and their blame-shifting. It always makes my day. Gravity's never stopped me, I have a 29" vertical. You want to get in shape? Then just click on this article, or copy and paste it into the URL "web address" box, and press enter. THIS ARTICLE will change your life, and I guarantee that 3 months of following it will get you on any high school varsity team you want! (coming from a guy who started on his HS varsity football team since 10th, wrestling since 9th, and done lacrosse and track both, for varsity) http://www.ehow.com/how_4962510_become-better-athlete-allaround.html

Gravity isn't a speed, it's an acceleration. >Who said she was fat ? gravity only works on fat people ? No, but the normal reaction on the table from fat people will be greater because the force of gravity increases with the mass of the person but does not increase in acceleration. FYL though that's a pretty sad thing to happen :(

The desk was probably going to break anyway. Either way, I lol'd.

wo, either your quite big or that was one shockingly bad desk. unlucky though

it's close Either the desk is weak or your just a fat bitch Who knows? You never explained it and don't blame gravity it's your fault do some crunches!