Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
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Lithium98 0
Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!
moonmask 0
But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.
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Comments (220)
atropos42 0
Those were not "Pokemon nerds." They were /b/tards. If you understand what that means, you'll know not to take them seriously. They're far more contemptible human beings than you are. And they like it that way.
perdix 29
You should have kicked them in the Ultra Balls until the Pokepuked.
Newbie21 1
pokemon are lame that was soooooo 2000!!!
neko_ceko 3
MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
marine10_fml 0
use your weight to your advantage and sit on them, give them a little bit of beef stew from last night.
Anteezy 7
It was pretty funny OP just laugh it off, everyone has certain features that they get teased with. You could also try to lose some weight :3
sarkasmos 0
I'm not sure what's worse...the fact I thought that they were horrible for making fun of you, or the fact that the moment I read this, thought they sucked ass at pokemon for having to use ultra balls...on a snorlax. I used a pokeball. Or a great ball. Obviously they're not skilled enough, Ergo, they are not true pokenerds. I have this funny feeling I might be though however.
andjok 0
I doubt they thought their insult that far through, they probably just said "Ultra Balls" because it is funnier.
fml9585 0
rofl fyl u got owned
kbaker90 0
Omg, I used to get called Snorlax too! I'm not sure why, though, as I'm very skinny and don't snore. *shrug* Anyway, we have the same nickname. Go Snorlaxs!
CJ090 0
OWNED! and Pokemon is gr8 i use 2 play pokemon every day i could still name like 300 pokemon from sight