Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
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Lithium98 0
Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!
moonmask 0
But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.
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Comments (220)
VegHead13 0
Aww! Well, I think snorlax is cute. =)
f_alltheirlives 3
Pokémon nerds uses pokeflute
brianjman14 22
u shoulda said **** off u stupid pokemon nerds. seriously, who says that in maybe high school?
wanton_fml 0
YDI for not taking care of yourself, and for being just as judgemental as they are
tkarin 0
Who's to say the OP doesn't take care of himself?
akotus 0
Hey dude, my best friend is the fattest person around, one time someone called him something along the lines of that. I told him to go and sit on the kid... It looked painful =D
addicted_to_afi 0
what is so wrong with Pokemon Nerds? I would have taken it as a compliment
synix 0
hahahahaah yesss.
IOwnedYou 0
http://lweis.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/i6e9hc1.jpg ... They stole it from that.
goddamme 0
Lol... I said that about someone years ago... But, I've never played or watched Pokemon, really... Point: You don't need to be a nerd to make jokes. :P Just like how you don't need to be American to make Mexican jokes. xD
wyldsyde 0
How about you grow some balls, turn to the person sitting next to you and slam their head into the back of the chair. then state that you won't take shit from anyone and that this is a warning. shouldn't happen again. gain their respect ffs!
syed121417 22
That's not so much standing up for yourself as it is being over violent and very likely to get sued. You can stand up for yourself perfectly without going crazy. For example, you can just say how stupid someone is and if they don't take you seriously, you have to be mature enough to know that they are ******* assholes and walking away makes you the bigger person. Assholes always suffer from karma. Sounds like a cheesy kids show, but people respect maturity more than that person who think they need to slam people's heads to get respect. If you think getting physical is necessary for that, than you must not understand the concept of true respect.