Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
LaterAlligator
Ottawa, Canada
Whackjob
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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jrey6104 4
I cringed when I read this.
TordNorski 30
My eye twitched when I read this.
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Comments (71)
LeGly 5
Sweet mother of Christ...that's the most awful thing I've read on this site. You have my sympathies.
JudgeComrade 17
With precision like that, you should consider a career in surgery.
wierdosity 11
Ohh, that's gotta hurt! Hope you feel better!
DemiAchlys 9
Fuuuuck, I can't with this one. Sorry OP, that must hurt like a bitch.
aliceBar_fml 12
Ahhhh this makes me cringe!
davincidasecond 24
Holy shit, that sucks. I cringed so hard reading that. So, so sorry OP.
Comments2010 17
Achievement unlocked : blood tear
8djht8 19
Trees getting revenge!
twilight2002 17
shit
yellowzinnias 20
Ouch! Unfortunately, I know your pain. A few months ago my cat had a partial impaction. Since we'd dealt with this twice before (she is a medium-haired cat), the vet taught me last time how to help her so that I didn't have to keep bringing her to the emergency clinic. I put on a glove, oiled up, and as I was helping her pass the part of the poo that was still inside, she got flustered, twisted around and struck out at me with the claws of one hand. I jerked in surprise, and one claw caught me right in the tear duct. It pierced all the way through, and the momentum made me feel like I'd been punched. Even though I cleansed it well, I ended up getting a pus-filled stye and the tiniest black eye ever. There is nothing like the pain of having a cut on your tear duct! :/