Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
LaterAlligator
Ottawa, Canada
Whackjob
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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jrey6104 4
I cringed when I read this.
TordNorski 30
My eye twitched when I read this.
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seraphinas 7
My worst nightmare. Hope all is well!
loubabe69 19
Oh ****, that burns my eyes.
Pootispencerhere 1
Ouch! ;_;
Distantsoul 8
Gaaahhh I cringed and shivered just so much nope, pretty metal because now you can cry blood ??
Crimsonsands 2
if I could hit the agree button more than once I would.