Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
LaterAlligator
Ottawa, Canada
Whackjob
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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jrey6104 4
I cringed when I read this.
TordNorski 30
My eye twitched when I read this.
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noizer 16
Out of all the places you could get a paper cut, Yikes OP
LyricaSilvan 30
Oh god, just imagining that sensation makes me want to scream. That sounds awful!
uhohitslisa2 20
I want to know how you managed that. Seriously, FYL. My eyes hurt just reading that.
Steve97 32
How did you manage to do that? Ydi for being so careless...
steeck1 6
Omg. I literally started to quiver and squeeze both my eyes shut hard after I seen this. Best FML ever!
Mightytall 35
Anatomy 101: tear ducts are nowhere near where you could cut it with a straight edge like you find on a paper. Your nose and the rest of the face are in the way. There is another gland that's under the top outside of the upper eyelid and has something to do with tear production. That must be what op means. Either way ... paper cut near the eye ... Ouch!!!
MrZsDad 19
Only way this can get worse is if she now thinks you are a cutter. :/ Sorry Op
writergirl1029 17
Oh my god, ow!
KamiyaHaine 18
Rubbed my eye once I read it. Sounds painful. Then I cut myself on my thumb about 10mins later. Papercuts hurt more than I remember.
SpawnofAthena 16
I'm not 100% what this means, but it sounds really bad. From what I can tell.