Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
LaterAlligator
Ottawa, Canada
Whackjob
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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jrey6104 4
I cringed when I read this.
TordNorski 30
My eye twitched when I read this.
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Comments (71)
Metalslipp 15
Holy ouch, my eye cringed reading this. But, make sure it stays clean to avoid infection.
toyhenoctus 16
Good God, of all places. That's some horror movie stuff right there
UhHuhHoney 20
OH MY GOSH THATS GOT TO HURT!!
Grenith 21
The shit nightmares are made of.
ClaireBrush 16
I physically cringed while cleaning this
GreyJedi 10
Yeah, I guess FML is kinda dirty. Needs cleaning.
moocowmilk0 19
How does that even happen what the heck
DeathofCareBear 21
That is my worst fear.
booze_n_bitches 37
I have a genuine phobia about a paper cut to the eye. My heart races when paper is flung around near my face. OP, you poor little lamb, I hope you recover both physically and mentally from this trauma. My heart bleeds for you.
writerchic85 26
Oh my god that sounds like the worst kind of pain imaginable
derpyshy 16
*shudders* Nooooo
LPac5295 27
Oh my word I literally got queasy reading this! I am so sorry and I hope you make a full recovery! lol