Transportation: Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided...

By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By Boyufd - 02/05/2022 04:00

Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML

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Frozen

By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:52

Since the OP is named peacechick, I'm thinking that she and her girlfriend should have stayed in the car and scissored, rubbed Velcro and work the double-ended *****. That girl-on-girl stuff is so hot, the snowbank would have melted and thanked you for the boner you gave it befiore it disappeared.

Doortje 29

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:49

Looks like... that joke was never funny nor will it ever be ..shut up.

Comments

Nadinek98 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 21:39

either the op is lezbo. or she tried to fake a fml. either way, Ur guy jokes r useless

Desperation 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 22:07

Was she Asian? if so, you shouldn't have let her drive in the first place. /B/ump.

Desperation 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 22:13

Stupid moderation system. SHE MUST'VE BEEN ASIAN.

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 2 January 2011 22:37

Well, that's what you get for letting a woman drive.

BlindGuardian 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:09

and that is, why you should have been driving..

hollee 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:34

cause I'm sure her girlfriend drives into snowbanks all the time....?

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Monday 3 January 2011 6:07

Well, duh. She's a woman. Sheesh.

rallets 22

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:11

change

rallets 22

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:14

well if everyones gonna get sand in their ****** about it, then **** it

Peytonlikesme 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:22

How sad!! U didn't get laid!! I wuld do u if u were hot!! ;)

TiggaaG54 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:28

This reminds me of the time I forgot my keys and my boyfriend thought it would be sweet to go to the park and go on the swings and makeout until my parents got home. but the front parking lot wasn't plowed because it was the middle of winter so we tried the back only to discover a cop car. As we were leaving the car started to get stuck in some snow and instead of the cop staying to make sure we got out he left. Somewhere in life stuff like this happens to all of us.

mike3775 35

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:33

How does one drive into a snowbank? Its not like they jump out of nowhere and cause people to drive into them. Plus why would they need to dig themselves out, unless they really plowed into it, so I am tending to believe that the OP was not going around back of the school to park and "mess around" but instead were hot dogging in the parking lot and figured they would drive through snow drifts for fun and well, got stuck.