By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
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gracehi 31

"No, you stupid bitch, your waist crushed my hand. Watch where you're leaning."

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RichardPencil 30

That's so sad you were accused of waist-touching. It's so limiting. Had you grabbed her pussy, you could be on the road to great wealth, power, fame and adoration.

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gracehi 31

"No, you stupid bitch, your waist crushed my hand. Watch where you're leaning."

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tantanpanda 26

This. This would actually work in the public setting. PC: Even more believable if she's visually capable of crushing your hand. Savage: if she's a whale, people will lend their sympathy.

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Dilexar 26

i'll be honest, i didn't quite comprehend it correctly the first time, and i imagined the bar screaming at you for touching it. then i read it again and understood it correctly. not as funny as my first assumption.

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RichardPencil 30

That's so sad you were accused of waist-touching. It's so limiting. Had you grabbed her pussy, you could be on the road to great wealth, power, fame and adoration.

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Lalala579121 27

And most likely becoming the prime minister at some point in the future.

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DanielleinDC 33

No, no, no. It doesn't work that way. You have to be rich and famous BEFORE you can grab ******* with impunity.

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sparkledoge 29

Aaah... Public transportation... This magical world where everything is sexual harassment and where you get crushed against various things by people who don't know they're not alone in there.

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Tripartita 44

How romantic. It's like that scene from Titanic where Jack holds Rose on the bow of the ship… if Jack had accidentally crushed Rose and then complained about sexual harassment instead of proclaiming he was king of the world.

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hoosierholla 17

I'm sorry op, this definitely is an FYL and you didn't deserve it. It seems like she honestly thought you were being creepy and touching her, though. If this was a real situation I would be glad she stood up for herself. However, since it was an accident (and her fault even) I hope you were able to explain that and she apologized!

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Rabite 28

It's sad that real sexual harassment happens so often that it's not easy to differentiate between it and getting touched by accident or even your own fault. In crowded spaces I normally move away a bit and wait some seconds before I get aggressive.

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