Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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RODEOqueen 0
Ouch. That's why you shouldn't try to make friends by putting other people down.
imaginaryvoice 18
Ahahaha that's when you back away slowly and compliment on how attractive his father is
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Comments (61)
AkeemKN 1
LOL
rizzkiyoshi 19
open mouth,insert foot.
biass 0
that's what u gut for gossiping. now go to your room.
wwerulez14 6
ALWAYS ASK WHO IT IS BEFORE YOU GO CALLING THEM NAMES! God.... If you're gonna judge someone, at least do it right...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a job, for being easily creeped out, for trying to make friends with someone who has a hobo for a father, and most of all for trying to make friends at all. You make me sick.
purplepillow467 3
I would have saud something likeeeeee... o ok it's good knowing that's ur dad ! I was wondering why he's always here and how he dresses so casualy !
glambert1998 0
ouch.next time ask who he is first
heygirlhey7 0
niiiice. tht why u ask: "who's tht?" FIRST
rachelg237 0
this happens to me with my dad on school trips and stuff cos i go to an all girls school and he looks naturally creepy from a distance but is actually lovely :)
Fatalally 4
And that's when your supposed to say... No that guy over...there...I guess he left :/...and bam problem solved. But yes, YDI for trying to put someone else down to moe yourself feel better.
simply2010 0
Aha actually that is sorta what i did! a man walked in right after my comment and i said no him ... idk if he fell for it or not.... But i still felt horrible... learning lesson for me! i am much more careful about what i say about others now!