Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Top comments
lilkray_fml 0
I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?
clanceyrocks11 0
bless her
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Comments (126)
applesmoothiee 2
Ugh...old people ;)
beyondbirthdayv 0
ydi for being nice D: sorry if it postes nore then 1 time
guitar78_fml 3
Nederlaaaand :D Sorry bro, some people are just that way. But you're nice so, the power will be with you xD
IchbinSyn 0
ouch
KiddNYC1O 22
that was rather harsh Kelly Kelly lol
rohosoccer08 1
haha I saw who it was originally to earlier... idk what's going on with fml today!
Mia_viktoria 0
awwwh(: old people are cutee.
ARNGwifey 0
It's not that big of a deal its not like she ment to do it. It's just a car and as long as it runs who cares? get the dent popped out, and grow up
ARNGwifey 0
She didnt mean too. it's just a car and as long as its running who cares? get the dent popped out and grow up.
SorrowsSong 0
hope you have insurance
xForeverLifeless 0
LMAO. Old Ladies:Totally oblivious!X)
Dylan94_fml 8
does your dad drive ?