Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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lilkray_fml 0
I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?
clanceyrocks11 0
bless her
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Ray_2808 0
well u should have opened the door for her than!!!!!
madmax82988 0
something bad always happens when you try to be a good person.
JPsBest 0
**** site pic ^
madmax82988 0
lol really? i'd find a lot better pic than that if I did that
steph77st 0
yea his dick would probably be hanging out if it was
rohosoccer08 1
your pants are a little low...
madmax82988 0
yours are a little high...
rohosoccer08 1
I'm not showing anywhere near cooch, but ur getting dangerously close to dick
CooLbEAnS1096 0
you idiot, this site isn't for people to come on and tell you the worst thing that's ever happened to them, it's for funny stories from peoples lives to make us laugh. take a vicadin, relax, and laugh a little...
bigtow 2
coolbeans ur a dumbass. do u go to Monroe high school
madmax82988 0
I'm further away than it looks if it makes you feel any better lol. I haven't heard the word cooch in a while
dumbbitchhater2 0
I wasn't aware that your dick was attached to your knee
mnbbv 0
lol epic win
RedPillSucks 33
Wow.... Well said
squirrelygrl 0
wow 55- great post! totally loved it!!!! :)
adrii09 0
baha! dang madmax everyone is gettin you for you pic.... maybe u should think about changing it...........?
madmax82988 0
lol im not gonna change my picture because people are immature and cant keep their mouth shut and so have to hate on it from behind a computer screen. that doesn't even make sense about it being attached to my knee.
adrii09 0
lol ok. it was jus a suggestion since it is bringing u so much drama.... I'm not hating tho lol.... cuz I'm not a hater haha
madmax82988 0
yeah i know its pretty pathetic how much negativity a simple shirtless picture brings lol. i welcome the suggestion though thank you. i'm glad you're better than everyone else and aren't a hater
Drakanaa 0
Madmax should leave his picture as is and his dick where it can be assumed to be placed ;P
madmax82988 0
thanks drakanananana ^_^
rohosoccer08 1
I was just saying maybe the pants could come up an inch or 2... I'm not dissing on you or anything ... btw you look super tall
Drakanaa 0
You're welcome madmax...I have no idea how to alter that, gomenasai >.
madmax82988 0
roho I'm not gonna take another pic and pull my pants up an inch or two lol but I'll keep it in mind :) and I'm a man united fan just FYI. lol it's ok drakananana I'm not sure what that means though :/
madmax82988 0
oh yes I'm pretty tall I'm 6'3
aKa_Bub0nic 0
dude acting like he is ripped by sucking in his gut. God you look nasty in this shit man. Go get p90x or hit a gym.
RachaelQ 0
I really just don't want to see that.
Drakanaa 0
Gomenasai: I'm sorry in japanese. And if you have to pull your pants up, girls with all their **** showing should pull their shirts up as well. Fair is fair.
redsox4021 0
madmax is pathetic way to low of shorts can see ur pubes, and what are you flexing? barely any muscle get close to having a real six pack and come back next year
madmax82988 0
you make a very very good point drakana! that's very true. redsox just shut your ignorant mouth little fella
madmax82988 0
bubonic you don't have a lot of room to talk... you're hardly any bigger than I am. I'm not "ripped" by any means but I am very tone. sorry I don't take suppliments to try and get bigger like a lot of tools do
aKa_Bub0nic 0
No room to talk my ass. My arm triples the size of yours. I ain't getting into whose more muscular with you, all I'm saying is, quit sucking in and bending over. Anyone can have a 6 pack when they do that. Your not muscular at all, your a tiny lil twink. Now go back to your bf, and quit acting tough as nails boy.
madmax82988 0
really? 3 times as much? my arms are small but not 3 times smaller than yours you ******* ignorant douche. I'm not sucking in you moron Im flexing my stomach? I'm bent over cuz the counter is short and I'm 6'3 and would tower over your ass. it's prett easy for stupid little fuckface self to talk hit over the intrawebz. it's idiots like you that brighten my day just with their shear stupidity. I think it's passed your bedtime little guy
aKa_Bub0nic 0
I'm 6'2 bud. So towering not so much. And your clearly sucking in, its obvious. How old are you 12? Interwebz? Really kid? And I've done more with my life than I'm sure your stupid high school ass has. Try going to Iraq looking like that, sure you wouldn't last a second. And reason I bring up Iraq is because I've done 2 tours over there. United States Army Military Police bud, so yeah past my bedtime my ass kid. Get a hobby.
madmax82988 0
lol ur such ass a bad ass omg kid. normally I'd say I commend our troops but you, the army would be better off without a douche like you. do us all a favor and get shot in thr face kid. and I'm 21 and have traveled all over the world. not that it matters kid. I doubt you're 6'2 judging by your short little arms kid. get a hobby. lol
aKa_Bub0nic 0
Funny, you clearly cannot tell how long my arms are due to the picture being cropped off jackass. Haha God are all fags like this or just your femine twink lookin ones like yourself?
madmax82988 0
I can get a pretty good idea of it bucko. I'm done intrawebz arguing with you, I can hardly comprehend your posts. later kid <333
ObeyTheSnarf 0
Pardon me for butting in here, aKa_Bub0nic, but saying "get a hobby" in a comment on FML is kind of the pot calling the kettle black. :/ And being in the army doesn't mean you're not an asshole. And madmax82988... please, pull the shorts up. Please.
spychipmunk 0
lol i think you should both stop arguing on an fml post about something cimpletely different than pants and tours in iraq.
skelator 3
The Snarf has spoken words of wisdom. OBEY!
ilovethatfreak 0
madmax I can see your tiny dick and bubonic your pic looks fake lol both of you guys are douches.
rohosoccer08 1
I don't see what the deal is... I mentioned one thing and sp did a couple others... then bam super long fight! wow guys calm down it's not a big deal... next you're gonna get into a who's dick is bigger contest or who can piss further... it's dumb
FreeRunn3r 12
Dude mad max,seriously grow some pecks man,also eat some more food,you need like another 20 pounds there buddy.
hackymeal 0
mad, you look like an old pedo so Stfu!
WordsOfHope 0
106 - anyone who attempts to show off in a picture (esp. on FML) is a douche.
xtfauthorx 0
Bub0nic atleast he has a penis, and a creepily visible one too.....
WordsOfHope 0
did you take her to an alley and rape her
sallen0046 4
An old lady bumped your car door into a pole... Seriously? Your whole life is ****** because of a bumped car door? If this is the absolute worse thing going on in your life, you really need to shut the hell up.
Rutgers123 0
hah fuucker
Rutgers123 0
U deserved it
cntrlfrk 0
They say no good deed goes unpunished! On the bright side, life is ALL ABOUT helping others. As someone who likes to keep his things nice I agree that it sucks that you got your door dinged but in the grand scheme of things - helping strangers, especially the ELDERLY is worth a hundred doors. Now just try not to **** up all that good karma by whining and obsessing over a piece of sheet metal that has little value compared with the priceless nature of the power of human kindness. In short - you got your door dented by doing something really awesome for a total stranger; it should show you the perfect juxtaposition of what's important in life and what ain't. Grow from it!