Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
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Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
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xKabuki 4
Should've shaved her head. Or at least part of it.
DocBastard 40
And the next time she comes in... "Oopsy! Was that Nair? I thought it was conditioner! Haha! Silly me!"
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Comments (201)
emeraldisle 30
What a bitch! You should've really given her a reason to call you clumsy.
ohmandapants 17
Just a thought here...but maybe she did? I'm not saying that the woman wasn't a rude bitch but I'm seriously wondering what the hell OP did to this woman's hair for her to react so strongly.
catmcross 7
you are allowed to turn her away without service you know...
TheSithAssassin 15
I think that sign is a courtesy or warning perhaps. You are not required to provide service unless under contract or paid which implies a contract was reached. Usually a hairdresser is paid after the fact so one could assume she could have refused service.
just_anonymous 8
74- some salons do require either to pay beforehand for the service, to leave a "down payment" per say, an "appointment fee", or credit card information so at that point they can't just kick them out... Unfortunately And for most stylists who don't work completely independent, they work based off of commission under the contract of whichever salon they work at so they can't exactly kick them out without permission first I'd love to be able to turn down that bitch client every once in a while and have a darn good day without them walking into my life, but with this economy money is money no matter where it comes from
koooonal 3
LOL
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Shoulda gave her a green Mohawk.
mikepzz 27
what a bitch.
therealafroninga 10
I must know, did the Jeep make it?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Customers can be so annoying, immature and disrespectful! DB< Thankfully, you handled this both professionally and maturely. =)
matt98_fml 13
Screw that I would have dyed her hair pink. Or at least spit a louge in her hair saying that it was "conditioner".
sykout 5
Spitting can land ppl in jail these days, one person got life in prison for spitting on a cop knowing he had aids.
bigdonnie624 15
That's because it can be classified as attempted homicide due to it being a deadly disease
redhondamike 6
WHAT A DIK
duckyeah 6
You have the right to refuse service to her!
GothickNihilist 15
OP , did you know that you can have her arrested . Spitting on someone is considered assault in New York State . If you have video cameras , witnesses , or both and choose to press charges , she will become someone's prison bitch. Just be prepared . Have a nice day.