Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
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Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
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xKabuki 4
Should've shaved her head. Or at least part of it.
DocBastard 40
And the next time she comes in... "Oopsy! Was that Nair? I thought it was conditioner! Haha! Silly me!"
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Comments (201)
Sitaaboo 6
She was having a bad day. Not biggie. Ahha!
Primmly 11
You have more patience then me, OP, I would have just shaved a big chunk of hair off the back of her head and told her to GTFO XD
wellthatsukx 0
At least she'll die one day...
MuseFan1991 14
i've had to put up with people like this so often at work! i had a woman start yelling abuse at me in lithuanian because i couldnt understand her so eventually i walked away saying someone else would have to serve her.
Zomg_Okay 27
No, butthead. It's a joke using a different FML as its inspiration.
LittleGreenPaola 23
You should have kicked her out! I know that "the customer is always right" but screw that, she's been so inappropriate.
Nm_fml 10
I'm a hair stylist. Why in the world would you put up with that kind of abuse??? I would have refused her service if she talked to me like that!!!!!
Daederoth 10
I don't know what is with customers these days. People act like assholes when they come into service & retail stores. It's an epidemic.
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why you expected a tip when she was being so rude. Next time, with all the professionalism you can stand, ask her if she would like someone else to do her hair. There really is no reason for you to be subjected to this.
doglover100 29
Why do people think they can be rude to hairdressers,cashiers,waitresses etc.?