Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
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Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, a client refused to pay for the nails I spent nearly three hours doing, because apparently it's her birthday and "you don't pay for birthday nails." She refused to pay, and we locked her inside the salon. She threw a bitch fit and rolled on the ground like a worm, kicking and screaming until the cops arrived. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
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xKabuki 4
Should've shaved her head. Or at least part of it.
DocBastard 40
And the next time she comes in... "Oopsy! Was that Nair? I thought it was conditioner! Haha! Silly me!"
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Comments (201)
brandoneyez1 25
I would have cut off her hair... Ooops... Guess I am a bitch... That makes you a *****... And shave her the rest of the way to bald... Then tell her she's a bald ****!
brandoneyez1 25
So everyone is saying not to mess her up.. I say .. Gouge her head with clippers... And look her straight in the eye... You even dare try to F w me and I'll gave you arrested for assault... Go ahead ... Make my day. Now get the F out of my store! Never ever come back. Sorry Op ... If she comes back... Just throw her out. She's not welcome.
rocketiquette 20
That's when you say get the **** out and not put up with it... You rent out a booth and have your own clients, you have control with who you put up with.
skyeyez9 25
My question is this: Why would a person who absolutely loathes a certain hairstylist and claim op is terrible at cutting and styling hair, willingly Go To that salon and have her hair cut by a supposedly wretched person? If you find a good stylist, you stick with them. A bad stylist you avoid...not go to and get your hair cut anyways. That customer is psycho
HunterAlpha1 8
you should ask your boss to put up a sign that reads, "we reserve the right to refuse business with anyone". then, the next time she enters your salon refuse her business.
dmac843 2
Hopefully she'll be in for another appointment soon, and you can give reason for being so upset.
cvspooner 1
We turn people away when they act like that. Looks like its time for your salon to adopt some new policies. Sorry.
anonxa 4
Maybe you should have done a better job, pleb. You SO deserved it...
KiddNYC1O 22
Next time, while you're shampooing her, hold that bitch's head under water.
pharmacy 1
What's a pleb?
kiakia0131 23
Is a derogatory term. It means someone is low class. They have also used it in the military academies to describe the newest/youngest class. (I learned that when I was reading about one of the military academies.)