FML : Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining....

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Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML

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By ouch / Thursday 1 December 2016 23:38 / United Kingdom - Scarborough

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By Unlovable_Me | 14

#6718514 - Friday 2 December 2016 16:25

See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.

By CookiMnster916 | 8

#6718522 - Friday 2 December 2016 16:49

Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy

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By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6718512 - Friday 2 December 2016 16:07

Tough break OP!

By RichardPencil | 27

#6718513 - Friday 2 December 2016 16:21

Now you have a motivation to go to obedience training with your puppy.

By Unlovable_Me | 14

#6718514 - Friday 2 December 2016 16:25

See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.

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FMLDUDE14 | 4

#7420545 - Sunday 5 March 2017 13:33

exactly what I was gonna comment lol

By CookiMnster916 | 8

#6718522 - Friday 2 December 2016 16:49

Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy

By ber4fun | 23

#6718533 - Friday 2 December 2016 17:24

At least your puppy came back. I hope you feel better soon.

By itssnotfunny | 24

#6718546 - Friday 2 December 2016 18:47

Well hopefully you weren't seriously injured. at least you got you puppy back though

By species4872 | 19

#6718547 - Friday 2 December 2016 19:01

What no brolly.

By Bonngoo | 34

#6718552 - Friday 2 December 2016 19:34

"while I was was laid on the floor." Happens to all of us OP.

By amehl977 | 21

#6718594 - Friday 2 December 2016 23:00

That was the most British sounding FML ever, congrats!

By GokuSS400 | 18

#6718606 - Saturday 3 December 2016 0:22

At least the pup came home!!! Plus, you can play the sympathy card with your dog too lol…get more attention and love :D

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