By ouch - 01/12/2016 23:38 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
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Unlovable_Me 14

See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.

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CookiMnster916 8

Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy

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RichardPencil 30

Now you have a motivation to go to obedience training with your puppy.

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Unlovable_Me 14

See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.

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FMLDUDE14 4

exactly what I was gonna comment lol

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CookiMnster916 8

Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy

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ber4fun 23

At least your puppy came back. I hope you feel better soon.

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itssnotfunny 24

Well hopefully you weren't seriously injured. at least you got you puppy back though

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species4872 19

What no brolly.

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Bonngoo 34

"while I was was laid on the floor." Happens to all of us OP.

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amehl977 21

That was the most British sounding FML ever, congrats!

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GokuSS400 18

At least the pup came home!!! Plus, you can play the sympathy card with your dog too lol…get more attention and love :D

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