Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 563
You deserved it 2 924

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dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad

I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.

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dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad

aww that sucks #1 :(

Same here. Mine started at 15, wish they'd pull their finger out and find a cure. lazy bastard scientists.

If you think it's so damn easy to find a cure, do it yourself. You make it sound as if scientists are the cause for you balding. Also, they've been doing research (on stem cells' affect on balding) this whole time so they're not being "lazy."

haha my brother was born with a few strands of white hair

wow scientists are trained to do stuff like that just relax number 21...

btw bald men are still sexy ;)

really? my dad started going bald since 14 also. it was some thing that ran in the family that passed only through men, I think that's partially why he only wanted to have girls. he wore a tupai (sp?) (a Whig) when he was in highschool....don't be self conscious ab it I know my dad was :(

41 - a toupee, or a wig : ) To OP and anyone else who's balding, that really sucks. My cousin's thinning at 27, and his older brother has a few light coloured hairs on top of his head. My friend's brother is also starting to thin, and he should be an egghead by 40.

There is nothing to find a "cure" for. It's not a disease, it's something that happens to humans and it happens to some people earlier. You can't just magically make a medicine that makes your hair stay in your head longer. If you think it's just that simple then you go ahead and do it

I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.

shave it all off and look like a badass doucher

holy hell!!!!! FYL

hah. Rogaine is fun to use

It's not a FYL as long as you bald graciously. Plenty of men are able to look perfectly presentable to the world whilst balding. Just embrace it - no comb-overs, don't let the remains of hair grow super-long in compensation, no toupees or wigs. Shaving works, or at least keep the remainder short, Picard-style. The ladies will come a flocking. Be confident in yourself and little physical trites like balding are inconsequential.

Bald men are still sexy so no worries

ooooh that stinks

Holy shit man! You're becoming a Walrus!!

ugh double post! I have AT&T, FML!!