Intimacy: Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band...

By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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Opportunity knocks

By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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RadiationNeon 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

patebishop 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:34

That sucks. I wonder what band it was

Comments

kei1108 13

Monday 16 April 2012 8:15

I'm so sorry, OP. That's terrible. FYL. They were being jerks.

leannez 21

Monday 16 April 2012 8:57

I don't believe this at all. The Lead of your "favorite band" asks you for sex and YOU say no... You actually think you're that spectacular? Call bull shit.

Red_Phoenix 7

Monday 16 April 2012 8:57

Would have went for it if the lead singer was a hottie

StitchMeASmile 5

Monday 16 April 2012 11:22

If it's a band you love... Why on earth wouldn't you?

DrBlack 9

Monday 16 April 2012 12:28

Some people seem to be assuming that their going to be an awesome, well-known band. Just because OP loved their music doesn't mean that. Hell, they could be a small miserable little band who play in pubs for a living and will never get any better.

kirkhuffy 0

Monday 16 April 2012 14:04

It was probably a day to remember

989898t 3

Monday 16 April 2012 19:08

This is disgusting. I play lead guitar in a band and it's weird when FANS ask for sex, but I would be horrified if ANY member of my band took advantage of a fan in such a way. There's kissing for pictures, and there's taking advantage of people with good music taste.