Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
GeorgeBoosh 0
Yay, Sugar Daddy. And OP, you're still WEIRD, but in a different way
CallMeHush 1
A May/superDecember romance.
GeorgeBoosh 0
Mt grandfather is 60. He's all wrinkly (yes, everywhere). You like wrinkly? Rather than bronzed adonis figures? Should I pass on my grandfather's phone number? He used to be a teacher until some stupid pupil discussed her fantasies in public and he got fired and put on the sex offenders list on her word.
MidgetMonster 0
You can't be convicted as a sex offender for mere fantasy talk.
sentenza1 0
dont be supprise if he buy a pregnancy test from a dollar store!
Redders123 1
Nothing wrong with that. i like older men too. :)
Sparkiee93 3
Me too! I only get attracted to people every few years, I always thought I was alone in being nearly asexual, lol XD
superfine 2
I have a boyfriend who's 18 years older than me (that makes him 41 years old, thus almost double my age). I have an ex who is 49. I believe I could tell people a thing or two about that sort of situation... 1) Yes, it is frowned upon, specially if it's also a gay relationship (which is my case). People will look at the older person as some creepy pervert who has confidence issues and therefore needs to seduce youngsters and at the younger person as a ***** who's in it for the money or some cheap form of paternal/maternal protection. Even your lover might have a hard time understanding why you're truly attracted to him/her. But you end up learning how to overcome those obstacles. 2) This is as much a FML as discovering you're gay. If you end up confirming that you have that preference, you'll have the choice between confronting society as a whole with your deviant way of loving... and getting over it and leading a "normal", but less than satisfying love life. I believe both options should be considered carefully. I'm clicking on "I agree, your life sucks", not because it's bad in itself, but it's rather unfortunate that you have a drive that's not likely to be understood by a lot of people, and there's not much you can do about it.
samantha_durano 6
whatever floats your boat.
ash124 0
that's kinda hot
bfffness 0
and why does that mean your life is ****** up? it's like ur ashamed of yourself.