Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
heypeoplezzz 0
OMG!! I'm sure it's not your fault that you have a crush on them. If I were you, I'd move schools! But I would post it on the web, because then everyoe can my mean to you about it o.O
statistical 3
Well think about it this way.. When you're 35, he'll probably be dead!
MidgetMonster 0
He might need viagra though, honey.
Sens317 0
very refined... and wrinkly!
ruby84 1
Maybe you have GRANDDADDY issues!!! Well, at least now you know that you can actually can experince those feelings. One day a good man will come in your life & you'll love him- then he'll break your heart & you'll wish you never knew how to be attached to people- it's life!
spiteherface 0
sounds like daddy issues.
fischju 0
At least you know what you like now, time to get a job at a retirement home!
perdix 31
Go for it! Lots of guys his age haven't really slowed down, especially if he's kept himself fit. You could learn a lot from him, I'll bet. If he teaches you well, buy him some "Old Guys Rule" gear. Warning: he might ruin you for guys your age, but there are a lot of 40+ year old guys out there that would love your attention.
CallMeHush 1
Slowly, Slowly OK Now set the hook!
perdix 31
Moonfire, bullshit squared! Plenty of 18-year-old girls look like women in their 20s, and it would be a little hard to believe that someone who has never been attracted to anyone would suddenly pick a married man. Possible, but not likely.
ImaginaryFoe 1
40 , huh? Oddly specific age group. Anybody in mind?
perdix 31
Nooooo. no one specifically in mind. If they play tennis and live in Texas, that would be even hotter. It's just a theory, ImFoe.
MidgetMonster 0
Married or NOT, I'm sure he doesn't want to lose his JOB. So OP should move on.
Katara107 0
lol it's cool