Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
buggybeauty 0
there's nothing wrong with that. my husband is 20 yrs my senior. neither of us planned it that way.
zemo999 0
So? Hey, go for it!!!
BunnyDrastic 0
Shut the **** up
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
ah shit that sucks =[
Tarak_fml 7
lucky man
xx_dRaMAQuEen_xx 0
well ya kno if ur into that kinda stuff n don't mind sharing him...you could always become a playboy bunny n have Hugh Hefner...hahs
J0yce 0
Chill, everyone has their own tastes.
Merin 0
"Years"? You're 18! You've been horribly worried that you were having attraction issues at 7?! RE: you're a baby still! And don't freak out, I adored Harrison Ford ever since I was 12 and I still have a thing for him. It just may be that you're more interested in mature and stable men instead of immature teenagers...which just happens to be your peer group
applerose 0
-I feel ur pain. It happened 2 me. 0.0 -
sublimaze 6
he proly can't even get it up