Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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crystalmethod 0
So, you like them old and experienced?
orndog 0
Call me
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Comments (232)
ColdGold 6
Drama much? For saying "After years of . . ." when you're only 18.
Smilzen 0
Whaddya mean? There are more than a couple years (for most people) between puberty and 18, which I'd say leaves plenty of time for your sexual self-awareness to form. If the post had been something like, "After years of not falling in love blah blah blah", that'd be a different story. But having never been *attracted* by that age could easily be considered unusual, and we should support this self-assessment and help her move on. in other words, You Deserve It you creep! I hope the circus accepts late bloomers.
jon123321 0
#10 I'm sueing you for not getting permission to use 123321.
Trixies100 0
ewwwwwww you are a sick-o you know that
Lov3r 0
ew
dan13mey 0
git suuumm!
awkwardturtley 0
winnnnn #109!!!!! gotta love nickelback also :) may or may not have been a nickelback reference but that's ok :) OP hey it's okay everybody is weird and when you aren't weird is when it gets scary!! :)
Aj4710 0
I never did understand why girls like guys...I just know I am a guy and I think girls are hot...
gt23n3 0
thats weird.
F_ur_life_douche 0
is that legal in Australia?
karl_t 3
Fairly certain you can't copyright a palindrome...