Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
SoultheWolf 19
You completely deserve this. If you spend years faking it how in the world do you expect him to learn how to do it right? Before I lost my virginity my boyfriend told me flat out he would rather me not ****** then fake it, and I completely agree with him. You are married to this man, there is no reason to fake it!
Kulla 6
stop being such fake a$s
hewro_failure 11
He must be a great guy since you stayed with him for years while he was unable to satisfy you... Also just tell him you were in a weird mood
williamwheat37 0
Bitch move yo
Arlisshsr 9
Ydi...and **** yall who said yls
metal8lover 11
yeah well now he know what lights your fire it's a good thing no?
ZombieKitteh 8
faking is a really good idea unless you plan on ever having a real ****** in your life. How the hell is your husband supposed to get you off if he thinks what he did last time worked?
sdroze1389 31
Lol I do agree with you. men get over sensitive, I know. when I read this comment though you reminded Me of this con artist I used to know
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I am so glad that I have never had this problem.
ciammmm 11
Some women aren't even aware they are faking it. it just feels amazing, and they go with it. Until they finally have a real one. ;)