Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
antbait11 0
rubbing alcohol should take it right off
onnielief 4
You could wash your windshield.
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Comments (64)
zach55 0
ya you see that parking ticket. you know what you did...but parking tickets can't talk :) but if they could that's what it would say. ...probably...
zach55 0
Comment moderated. nah I'm joking just felt like it
msurfer562 0
well there is a lesson to be learned here, Dont park like an ignorant asshole...
deg171 0
Now you know not to park where you can a ticket!
stormin972 0
Ink will not permanently stamp glass. Some spit and a paper towel will probably do it.
LilaBear 2
If water and detergent doesn't take it off, methylated spirits or kerosene will.
StevenSS 0
clean ur windshield then..
emjay09 0
maybe it will help you not get a ticket in the future
pcakewafflebacon 0
a straight exacto blade will take it off
Huney206 3
Hair spray will take it off