Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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antbait11 0
rubbing alcohol should take it right off
onnielief 4
You could wash your windshield.
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Comments (64)
angeie7 6
HAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY!!!! really sucks for you though lol!!! XD thanks for the laugh though
Disco_fml 0
Put a shirt on.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
ugh, yeah seriously. ><
TheShay 0
EWWIE A BEACHED WHALE > < I'M GOING TO GO PUT BATTERY ACID IN MY EYES NOW.
TheShay 0
WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT IS A GINGER! SHE HAS NO EYEBROWS. POOR GIRL FHL
samanthaaarose 0
all of you are assholes, leave the girl alone. I'm sure none of you are the prettiest things out there, though I wouldn't know because none of you have real pics. atleast she's confident enough to put up a photo of herself.
TheShay 0
THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME! WIN.
angeie7 6
well i dont have to listen to what you guys have to say, at least i have the guts to put a photo up... gees
angeie7 6
lol thank you for the ONLY person to back me up... i dont care what people have to say, its there opinion not mine, eh i dont care, i take it with a grain of salt dust it off and keep going... thanks again :)
stillxsearching 3
rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover.
sallen0046 4
Since you're obviously not bright enough to figure out how to clean glass, maybe next time it will remind you not to park illegally. Don't complain about things that come about from stupid actions you chose to do.
tinybear93 0
get a new one?
LilaBear 2
please tell me you did NOT just suggest the OP get a new windscreen for something as easily cleaned as ink on the windscreen?? What an enormous waste of money...
SapphireSympathy 7
lmao.YDI FYL. maybe you should try CLEANING the glass. or you could just paint the whole thing!! thatd make it soo much better X P
Hammer01 8
OMG.....wash it off...or use a razor blade.
lonesomeXheartbr 0
not possible
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Care to explain your reasoning, or are you just looking to get modded to fit in with the popular kids?
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
wow u no it's possible to clean that numb nuts Jesus Christ u dumbass
TuffStuff 0
alcohols too expensive and nice to waste. go to hardware store and buy a little bottle of methylated spirits. or alternatively. on a freezing cold day pour freshly boiled water onto the centre of your windscreen :)
LilaBear 2
methylated spirits IS an alcohol. "Alcohol" is not necessarily the expensive stuff that you drink.
TheShay 0
YDI for getting a parking ticket