Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
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RojerRamjet 3
Where did you come from, where did you go,........Where did you come from cotton eye Joe
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get to the store and buy him a brand new cd of your favorite band? Otherwise good luck with the earplugs...
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Comments (67)
rinoa_fml 10
That's so 1995.
linn13 2
I love that song haha
triplebeerox 27
I think I know which episode of New Girl you're talking about; it was hilarious and afterwards that song was stuck in my head :-/. Good luck getting your bf to stop obsessing over it OP!
deathmask1997 10
Well could you tell where hes been
ifavela89 13
maybe play a few songs you know he loves and maybe the song won't be stuck in his head anymore anymore
EggsinaBasket 9
I've heard that song is about an STD. Since I read the urban dictionary definition, I've never been able to hear it the same again.
LilFlutter 10
Thanks for the info.! I need to pass this on to someone I know who loves this stupid song - she'll be horrified! :-)
Brittface 6
I just listened to it for the first time and I am truly sorry.
aprilmulder 8
But that song is addicting...
JessBassett 24
best show ever!! You should get into it, then you would understand the endless love for Cotton Eyed Joe! lol!
Kage01 4
Love a bit of Cotton Eye Joe on DDR Euromix 2 :D Catchy!