Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
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Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
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RojerRamjet 3
Where did you come from, where did you go,........Where did you come from cotton eye Joe
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get to the store and buy him a brand new cd of your favorite band? Otherwise good luck with the earplugs...
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polythene_pam 1
DID HE START DOING THE FIST BUMP LIKE NICK??
Lonly_Girl 4
thats happen to me. just sing along until you get annoyed then hide in the bathroom for the rest of the time
mooseantlers 1
worst. song. ever.
mooseantlers 1
get him a copy of surfin' bird
wafflefriez91 17
Kill it with fire.
carabara09 11
Its a good ******* song so get used to it
GreenBlooded55 4
People should stop being concerned with where he came from and where he is going, and instead be concerned with why he has cotton for eyes!!!
Trippchic 15
Welcome to my world. The Nightclub I work at plays it EVERY night. But they can't just leave it be and play as is.. nope they have to scream over it like this (not 100% sure it's everything, I'm trying to delete it from my brain): Guys: Bullshit GIrls:**** you Guys: Suck my Dick GIrls:Lick My Clit Guys:******* Bitch Girls: ******* DIck So just remember it could be worse
JupiterPainon 17
I remember going through that same phase, luckily(or unluckily) I don't have a girlfriend so I don't get to annoy anyone... oh God I'm so lonely