Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
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RojerRamjet 3
Where did you come from, where did you go,........Where did you come from cotton eye Joe
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get to the store and buy him a brand new cd of your favorite band? Otherwise good luck with the earplugs...
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Comments (67)
Kage01 4
Love a bit of Cotton Eye Joe on DDR Euromix 2 :D Catchy!
happyfingers 15
Nooooo, now it's gonna be stuck in my head! D:
tropcool96 4
If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, idve been married a long time ago... xD
benjnewberry 9
Was he also fist pumping? Because that would make it okay.
mooseantlers 1
fist pumping makes nothing okay
mn_shr 22
I agree! That song reminds me of my childhood. Makes me want to get up and dance.
n00b4liciou5 10
Have him go onto unhearit.com. It's a real website, made for the sole purpose of getting a stupid, repetitive song out of one's head by replacing it w/ a new one.
blackonblight 33
Did you inform him it's about an STD? Should shut him up.
ariellove1992 8
That song is so old
mhonski_fml 6
cant blame him, its an awesome song lol
Inked0803 12
Play a song he hates repeatedly then he'll stop