Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
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RojerRamjet 3
Where did you come from, where did you go,........Where did you come from cotton eye Joe
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get to the store and buy him a brand new cd of your favorite band? Otherwise good luck with the earplugs...
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Comments (67)
annie_nk 23
Where was he in the 90s? Under a rock?
cakefete2 31
No, but something tells me if he keeps this up, then that's where OP might hide the body.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Well it is a catchy song; maybe you should play the Hamster Dance song to tune out Cotton Eyed Joe
rakooligan 11
Shit, now it's stuck in my head!
Badgero 12
That's entirely your fault for making him watch that bilge!
anjila77 6
Hey its a good song
Beepbeep7 14
OP I feel for you.That is on the top of my list for hated music.
worldclassrager 41
Oh my god...that song should have been destroyed after it was created...how could someone get obsessed with it??? Buy a large speaker system and blast something better or better yet noise cancelation headphones...
martinfml 8
I always thought this song was "If it hadn't been for Captain Joe, I'd be married a long time ago."
Cazz91 21
I don't know about the rest of you but when I am having a terrible day, that song can cheer me up.
CreeperIRL 14
The entire "sex and Violins" Cd is a good cheer up cd!
MegaError101 10
It is a catchy song.