Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Atleast your pullout game is strong OP
xxlittlemsanime 24
That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."
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Comments (43)
whitnayfortooh 29
did you finish vacuuming?;)
megtez 4
that sucks
False_Stupidity 42
And they say that housework never hurt anyone! Ha!
tarlax 11
Can you say klutz? And why you were using a douche-nozzle attachment in the first place is a question for smarter minds than FML's, I guess.
Big_Bear99 19
And who says men aren't handy around the house?!?
Alicimo 11
Sorry OP I know your pain oh to well! Last week I split my lip open while trying to pull peas out of the freezer. Don't dwell on these things they only put you in the negative mind frame where these things happen more often.
BaconBomb2001 6
Maybe you should have left the cleaning to your girlfriend. isn't that what they are for?
hoosiergirl94 31
That sucks
dcam13 19
id tell you to slap yourself but you'd probably end up back at the hospital. ;)
lucastgp 1
Sooo how are you?? Did everyone at the hospital including your gf laugh at this while treating you? hahah