Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
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Top comments
iluvwaffles42 0
I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.
saIty 17
He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.
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Comments (257)
dapperdan18 0
Well it wouldn't be the first time you had his pubes in your face... Right? So no big deal.
painkiller3666 4
White people why don't you get different bars of soap for each person!
doubleodoggy 0
He IS your husband!
DirtyvonZoe32 10
Yum
life2007 0
Washing your face with bar soap dries your skin out.
mercurieangel 0
Well if he is your man don't you have your face buried in giving him head anyways? At least he cleaned up for you! Haha! seriously though what woman uses bar soap on her face nowadays?
madseewhy 3
Ew damn that's just pure gross on your husband's part
sylphy 0
Well at least you know he cleans. Secondly bar soap is terrible for your face and dries out your skin and most people don't use it for the face so it's a little but ydi here. Get a pump soap for your face. no more pubes.
mistyglam 0
Well, I'm sure it ain't new to yuh
MariJ82 14
Ewww! Did you pick the hairs off the soap!? Lol