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  applesdontpee  |  3

1) Call a friend (preferably a hot girl) and tell her the situation.
2) Then you two make loud. wild sex noises and bang the bed against the wall
3) Make sure your GF hears it.
4) In the middle of it, scream that you're dumping her (your gf). Or bust open your neighbor's door and then scream you're dumping her

PS--awesome picture :D


Orrrrr.... barge into the room with some gasoline, and get them all soaked in gasoline. Then turn around, put on your sunglasses, do a little smirk and throw a match or lighter (OR EVEN YET A LIT CIGAR) over your shoulder, setting them all aflame.

PS: Don't look at the fire, cool guys don't look at explosions.