Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
Just tell her to stop dicking around and get back to work.
GrantedTexas356 13
So, put together, how many did you guys sculpt?
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Comments (25)
MissDramaQueen 18
Lol that would have been me! Or I would have walked in and started sculpting with her!
FailStaff 15
I'm 20 and I'd totally do that
Brightbulb 40
Okay, so my brain auto corrected this to 'trying to sculpt ducks'. I read the comments and quickly figured out my error. Though I think the ridges and veins would be harder then a bill and tail!
gigiskye 20
Till she gets on her feet, not finds them
potuyit 10
Well, the kitchen is clean
jvanevery 19
I'm guessing she put the wrong dish soap in the dishwasher tell me you have a dishwasher mechanical dishwasher if she grew up she created dish water Soap foam by hand then this is really an FML
GhostFox 34
How well did that work out for you?
Nameunknown16 1
Make the best of a mess I guess. Who doesn't repress back to bath times making chests out of bubbles.
KrystalKruspe 4
She sounds like my kinda girl.