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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 041

By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 5 596

Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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Vashen 5

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:09

kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:11

When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?

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vonne 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:17

we be fighting.

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:12

What? WHAT?! uve gotta be ******* kiddin me! how does he even have the audacity to even request that? id kick his ass then leave!

katesaba1022 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:22

**** that...leave his ass

FVSimon323 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:30

so r u LmAoOOOo

Thrasher91 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:00

D-d-d-d-dump that bitch!

hateevryone 14

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:56

oh hell no.get away from his ass. trifling ass

cwells0430 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:41

Tell him Bitch you are on YOUR OWN

lifeaintsweet 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 1:29

seriously?

danithebroski 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:12

I hope you dumped his ass right there

juybuygo 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:40

why you didn't just dump him when he said he has another girlfriend is beyond me.

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