Love: Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my...

By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Overreaction Man

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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You deserved it 649

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 041

By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 450

By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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You deserved it 6 889

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 5 596

Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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You deserved it 177

Vashen 5

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:09

kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:11

When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?

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mbt22 0

Monday 20 September 2010 5:23

Katie?

PlutoSA 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:46

The problem with this fml is you refer to his as your "boyfriend" and not your "ex"

tchaikovsky93 0

Monday 20 September 2010 15:43

LMFAOOOOO!!!!!

wtfcammelcheese 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 19:41

did u ask him if he's retarded?

Nabakaron 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 4:56

"**** off you piece of shit" " you shouldn't be ******* another girl if you want me to be with you"

torcherdsoul 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:03

I no that felin except he was my fiancé so dnt feel alone

Drukiin 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 20:48

lol hahahahaa

gleek14 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:04

your boyfriend is a dick

holygodthatshars 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:18

if you stay with that ' boyfriend' of yours, then you're clueless and desperate. dump him fast!

i_luv_u3030 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:32

wow boyfriend is a complete idiot u needa break up wit him haha his stupidity is kinda amusing tho lmfao

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