Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
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Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML
Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I prominently touched my boobs and put my hand inside my shirt to adjust my bra… all while I had my camera on during a Zoom meeting with the whole department FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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hk_fml 9
wow. You fail.
ozzie2010 0
Wow really dude? C'mon, be smarter than the 5 year olds, who ever agreed that your life was F***ed and you need some common sense.
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Comments (87)
foryoublue94 0
lol sexual harassment
puhffft 0
I'm surprised at how many people think that little kids are completely oblivious. By that age, I was very aware of peoples' sexual urges. I'm not saying that I had them, but it was very easy to identify sexual situations in TV, movies, etc. Sure, I didn't understand the concept completely, but something like that would have been enough to make me uncomfortable/think it was incredibly inappropriate. Anyway, back to OP. That was a rather stupid and perverted thing to do—not to mention highly unprofessional. If you want to be a creep, you probably shouldn't film women at a work-related event whilst using your employer's equipment. Actually—don't be a creep, period.
amirn86 0
Dude wtf have some class and some respect for women. Seriously, filming it alone is bad enough, it's a good thing you got caught, hopefully it teaches you a lesson.
igorwn 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
relax its not like he was rapinh her infront of everyone.. its okayy to stare at girls whether its their boobs or their ass im completely fine with that
xxEternalRain 13
Yeah if you werent filming it.....AT WORK
wrestler_fml 0
UlmarBroemel and the OP may be pervs...... but that doesn't mean we don't have a constitutional right to not only say what we think, but also to look. We are allowed to stare at a woman all we want, and we can stare at whatever parts we want. as long as we don't say, touch, etc. then it is perfectly legal. Sure, it may make her angry and slap the guy (which is justified)... but it's not "illegal" to do so. Granted, only sickos, pervs, and complete losers would do that kind of thing to where anybody would ever notice, or for more than a split second. but the legality is there, nonetheless. ps OP why the hell wouldn't you wait till you get home to wack it off and look at boobs?
JeanNe91 0
hahaha that's what you get, perve.
greedy_dead_soul 0
What a moron. Internet, guise, Internet.
keepitsimple 0
i hope she slapped you.
corasaurus 0
Asshole.
awalkb 0
you're all clearly whiny little bitches. good job man, a little weird that you used the camera but you are NOT a pervert god damn it
xanth 0
Does no one else find it weird that people would send their 5yo's to improv camp?