Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML
Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I prominently touched my boobs and put my hand inside my shirt to adjust my bra… all while I had my camera on during a Zoom meeting with the whole department FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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hk_fml 9
wow. You fail.
ozzie2010 0
Wow really dude? C'mon, be smarter than the 5 year olds, who ever agreed that your life was F***ed and you need some common sense.
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Comments (87)
zombiepeanut 0
Yeah... I'm going to have to agree with everyone calling you a perv. I'm guessing you're a grown man... Or at least old enough to know better. What you do in your own time is your business, but at a kid's camp? Come on now. It's called self control... And that poor woman was probably embarrassed. #27... It's not legal in the work place to say what ever you want like you're implying. It's considered sexual harassment and you can be fired, fined, and other legal actions can be taken against you.
Zoa_fml 0
Men...
pokurfayce 0
lmfao dumbasssss.
bombthedisco 0
#27, I think you would find it very difficult to argue a "constitutional" right to oogle women in ANY court of law. and there have been many sexual harassment lawsuits successfully taken to court in which the defendants main offense was "looking." a quick and discreet glance is one thing, but when a man refuses to make eye contact or is constantly staring in a way that makes a woman feel uncomfortable and threatened, it is wrong. to say there is *never* any harm in looking is just a chauvanists way to rationalize the fact that he objectifies women.
bravenewworld 0
#16- MADtv reference? Win. And this reminds me of middle school in the AV Class (not really club), and one of the male students was filming at the dance, and he kept zooming in on girls' butts and chests. XD It was aired the next school day during the school's Advisory Class time.
Silhouette_fml 0
Hahaha, you deserved that one. Next time have some self-restraint before using a camera to zoom in on some woman's goods.
kellster 2
How completely unprofessional. And creepy, given that you were in a room filled with children!! Keep it in your pants around the kiddies, hey?
Amkii 0
#14 - But as a 5 year-old, did they understand? Probably not. They might see and recognize it, but not really understand it.
arms_akimbo 0
Nice job.
TwistOfHeartx3 0
That's what you get for being an assh*le!