Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
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PixelSlayer247 0
Bart: Um, Dad? Homer: Huh? Bart: Towel rack...
lemonsmcbob 0
i have been there, it is depressing.
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Comments (38)
LilEinstein 0
...and we care... why?
ericFKNspangler 0
You are so fat, the scale had to hide from you when you stood on it. Want a tip? ... Hide from McDonald's...
abstractsnipe 0
You guys really need to stop talking about America like that every country has a problem most are slot more severe than America so why pick on us all the rime it's just retarted I don't need to hear the percentage of fat people every time an American posts an fml.
narutou546 4
Demotivational scale
zyprexa_fml 10
Stop complaining about how fat you are! Instead,get moving and lose that weight by cutting back on junk food and start exercising!
iBiteRoses 22
It's ok, me too.
mcdewme 6
You guys are so ******* rude. Leave the op.alone and go cyberbully someone who deserves it
lemonadestand 7
Why is everyone commenting on America? The person who posted this posted it from Canada. Different places.
convive 23
Maybe try weighing as soon as you're awake; at the lighest. if that doesn't work, cardio is in order lol
Triangle6757 9
Or you have a small scale. But it's more likely that you're just fat.