Health: Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious,...

By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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It creeps up on you

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 14:01

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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Own it

By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 1:48

Bart: Um, Dad? Homer: Huh? Bart: Towel rack...

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Saturday 11 April 2009 9:38

i have been there, it is depressing.

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123sploosh 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:04

why your family?

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:34

aww, time for you to call Jenny?

person1000003 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:15

Ew wow

Atara223 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 3:44

That's a little ew...

skidbubble 0

Friday 9 October 2009 19:23

if you are in America, don't feel bad. over 80% of the people in America are chunky overweight obese fat asses. you are not alone.

Captain_A 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:04

Haha, aw don't you just hate that! I can totally relate, honey! you are not the only one out there! TRUST ME! spilled the beans

UselessName 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:18

FY fat american

girlslikeboyz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:39

Well thats sad... I like to do martial arts and use wii fit to stay in shape...

Killmonkey12 4

Monday 14 September 2015 9:38

Bitch you're fat too

brainiac94 0

Monday 3 May 2010 4:39

big damn deal!!!! ur fat, so is 30% of america

theguyuhate 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:04

its ok i havent seen my feet in 6 years

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