Love: Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me. Because now she find someone better than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:14

Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.

uhhSavage 22

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:17

She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.

Comments

shawnaishere 14

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:20

You may be able to get the weight off but you will never be able to get rid of the bitch inside.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:20

Well OP before you leave get her addicted to fast food and sweets.

hamncheeseinit 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:20

Now all you gotta do is get absolutely ripped and when she tries to come back to you tell her no I can do better

Blonde_Babe143 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:23

Don't shoot her okay?

perdix 29

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:25

Don't worry. She'll pack all the weight back on soon and her new hot boyfriend will dump her, then she'll come back to you. This time, learn what "fat and faithful" means and give her sweets every day.

Pyapi 20

Saturday 23 February 2013 19:48

Actually, I think Perdix meant is that she isn't looking for someone with a nice personality. She's looking for someone with looks, who will probably also stay with her for looks. If she gets fat again, she won't be appealing to the hot guy and hot guy will dump her. Fat people can find love! Based on their good personality and charm, something that OP's ex seems to lack.

CountryBum 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:28

Karma is a real bitch. She will get what's coming to her. And keep your head up, you'll find someone better too.

10showgirl 16

Saturday 23 February 2013 20:57

If karma gets her, it will get her in the next life. Not this one...

etchsanity1 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:29

At least she will always have the loose skin and stretch marks to make her as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside ;)

Pyapi 20

Saturday 23 February 2013 22:50

I almost wish this was true, but some people really do have amazing skin and have little to no loose skin or stretch marks.

etchsanity1 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:56

True I was trying to be optimistic on her failings

etchsanity1 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:57

Lol I have a feelin I offended a few people with these issues if so sorry guys I'm talking about this specific bitchy vain **** not anyone else who suffers any of these issues

laya_fml 26

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:30

I think now would be the time you secretly try to fatten her up.

Ultimate_No 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:31

If she thinks all she needs to have a good boyfriend is her looks, then she'll only find someone that wants to be with her for her looks. You'll find someone more worth your time.