Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
shawnaishere 14
You may be able to get the weight off but you will never be able to get rid of the bitch inside.
ICastillo 25
Well OP before you leave get her addicted to fast food and sweets.
hamncheeseinit 6
Now all you gotta do is get absolutely ripped and when she tries to come back to you tell her no I can do better
Blonde_Babe143 7
Don't shoot her okay?
perdix 31
Don't worry. She'll pack all the weight back on soon and her new hot boyfriend will dump her, then she'll come back to you. This time, learn what "fat and faithful" means and give her sweets every day.
Pyapi 20
Actually, I think Perdix meant is that she isn't looking for someone with a nice personality. She's looking for someone with looks, who will probably also stay with her for looks. If she gets fat again, she won't be appealing to the hot guy and hot guy will dump her. Fat people can find love! Based on their good personality and charm, something that OP's ex seems to lack.
CountryBum 6
Karma is a real bitch. She will get what's coming to her. And keep your head up, you'll find someone better too.
10showgirl 16
If karma gets her, it will get her in the next life. Not this one...
etchsanity1 11
At least she will always have the loose skin and stretch marks to make her as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside ;)
Pyapi 20
I almost wish this was true, but some people really do have amazing skin and have little to no loose skin or stretch marks.
etchsanity1 11
True I was trying to be optimistic on her failings
etchsanity1 11
Lol I have a feelin I offended a few people with these issues if so sorry guys I'm talking about this specific bitchy vain **** not anyone else who suffers any of these issues
laya_fml 26
I think now would be the time you secretly try to fatten her up.
Ultimate_No 7
If she thinks all she needs to have a good boyfriend is her looks, then she'll only find someone that wants to be with her for her looks. You'll find someone more worth your time.
juliaannw 11
Wow, if shes going to be that way, then you can do much better than her. Get ripped and show her what she missed.