Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
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Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Curse you, Dinkleberg!!!
teven0855 6
Rake them over to his house. Better yet, steal his leafblower and blow them back over there.
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Comments (90)
manaallovesfmls 19
Make him clean it.
chippa 24
Why not? (Am I just too optimistic?)
nash1991 20
Well that blows!
desoto96 9
I was tempted to say that myself, but then I realized the lack of creativity in that comment.
Warden1986 16
Knock on his door, and say excuse me. But I think you left your leaves on my lawn. NOW get the **** over there and take the back. Thank you. And calmly walk away
007type 26
You tried. Gotta give you that.
ydi_4_suking 20
I would reply with. Why is your yard under my leaves?
Steve95401 49
OP deserves it for not finishing the job before going off to the store.
NagainaFier 16
What the hell are you talking about? OP specifically stated he spent 3 hours raking his yard before going to the store. Douchebag neighbor blew his leaves into OP's yard while he was gone. If he has a pool, OP, dump them in there.
livhart 4
Why bother raking leaves? They're leaves!
howdeedoo 22
And they'll kill your lawn
Axipiter 24
Who cares? It's lawn!
TrailblazerSS 5
Good fences make good neighbors. On another note, wait until the wind is blowing at his house and set the leaves on fire. Smokey.
P374RD3D 9
It never snows where I live. Stop complaining and go make a snowman.
flockz 20
i have no home to live in. quit complaing and go enjoy your heater.
KiddNYC1O 22
I rather have snow than leaves in my yard.
billyw02 5
Maybe it was the wind...